- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tell you something funny.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Dyslexics are teople poo

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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