I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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