What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

I am a women

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

once upon a time, it snowed

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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