- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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