- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

your mother hates you

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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