Knock knock Come in

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

religion

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

He walked in a bar

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

Why did it die Nothing died

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

Hey

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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