- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

kcuf read it backwards

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

guess what chicken butt

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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