- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

taking out the trash... at night

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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