- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

A black man in a country bar.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

This one time at band camp music was played.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

woman..parallel parking

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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