*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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willie revilame

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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