My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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Knock knock Come in

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Neither have I

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Im black

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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