why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

You know what's catchy? A cold

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

A Sloth runs...

meh

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

Cheese stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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