What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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