- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

How many people live in China? At least ten.

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