Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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we all know sammi has a penis

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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heads up!

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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