- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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