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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

Justin Bieber.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

knock knock get lost!

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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