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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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