What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Women's rights

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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knock knock There's no door

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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