- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

A seal walks into a club.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

Im taking a shit right now.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

AIDS

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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