A sober Amy Winehouse

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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