My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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9/11.

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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