- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

your mama's so fat... that's it

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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