What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

whats bloop with an m? matthew

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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