Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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guess what what that wasnt it

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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