Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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