- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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