What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

i died. new product by steve jobs

u jelly?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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