A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Dusters blow stuff.

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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