- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Do you like your life? No. OK.

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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