- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Womens rights !

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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