- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Why is pi? Because circles.

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

Your grandma's cookies.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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