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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

children burning

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

you lose.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Justin Bieber.

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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