- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Wait what? I did not type that!

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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