- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Me Neither.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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