A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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black people

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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Safe sex MR

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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