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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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