"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Elizabeth Warren

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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