- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

A man... walks.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

How does shit taste?\ Good.

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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