What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

gay people

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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