I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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How high is a Chinaman

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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