When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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The WNBA

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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