- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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