- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

Luke Hardie is G@Y

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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