- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

A russian gives away vodka.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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