i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

my shift key is broken1

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

captcha: all yer base

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