What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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A black guy gets a job...

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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religion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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