TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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Why did it die Nothing died

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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