Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Donald Trump

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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