- Anti Joke

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

I'm 4 and what is this?

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Chuck Norris Dies.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.