An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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jwe

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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