- Anti Joke

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

whats worse than gill? nothing

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

Here's another:

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

God. God.