- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

hey John will you make some copies

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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