Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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gabbi nunez ;)

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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