What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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mental kid

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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