- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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