- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Fat people

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

9/11.

mark is religion

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

call me maybe.

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

split your ass cheek

Anti Joke

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