A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Religionh

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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