What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Jeff

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

Dan walked into a jelly fish

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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