what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Rick santorum

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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