why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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bacon

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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