A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

I agree

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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