Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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hi jonny

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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