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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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