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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

This one time at band camp music was played.

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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