what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Anti Joke

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