- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

I'm Jewish

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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