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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Sixty... eight

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Refrigerator

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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