- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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