A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

What comes after 23? 24.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

I work at jcpenny

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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