Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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