Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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