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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

angelosnyder is not gay

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Women's rights.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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