how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Whats wrong with that Nothing

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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